HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:


sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG


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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker


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thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."


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friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

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shutupmaggle:

FUMBLE!


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wonderstay:

"she’s going to play a new song tonight!!!!!"

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the album is a bit of a rebirth for me.


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"Red is such an interesting color to correlate with emotion, because it's on both ends of the spectrum. On one end you have happiness, falling in love, infatuation with someone, passion, all that. On the other end, you've got obsession, jealousy, danger, fear, anger and frustration." - taylorswift

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Taylor Swift on the set of a photoshoot in New York City // September 14


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soapezria:

It’s an Ezria thing

↳ lingering love-filled stares


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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life


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tayswiftdotcom:

Arriving on the set of a photoshoot in NYC (x)


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